It’s hard not to like Vice President Joe Biden. Sure, you may disagree with his politics, but he’s like everyone’s adorable bumbling old dunce of a grandfather, the one with a penchant for placing his reading glasses and/or the remote control in the freezer. He also, coincidentally, has a penchant for putting things in his mouth — typically his foot. But that’s not all Joe Biden enjoys putting into his mouth (That’s what she said)!
This morning XKCD published a comic arguing that “if you locked people in a box for a year with 500 still frames of Joe Biden eating a sandwich, by the end they’d be adamant that some were great and some were terrible.” Of course, the Internet saw an opportunity here, and within hours a Tumblr was created titled, “500 Still Frames of Joe Biden Eating a Sandwich,” ostensibly dedicated to filling a 500 still frames of Joe Biden eating sandwiches Internet void.
God bless the Internet!
Now, as we found out from doing out own digging around, finding 500 photos of Joe Biden eating sandwiches might be a difficult task. But 500 photos of him eating sandwiches AND ice cream? Probably doable. So I put together a small gallery of a dozen photos — some that are featured on the Tumblr and some that I found on my own — of Joe Biden eating sandwiches and ice cream, sort of like I did with the small gallery I put together of President Obama and other presidents eating things with their hands in response to Sarah Palin and Donald Trump eating pizza with forks and knifes. Now, if I we can just find a photo of Joe Biden eating an ice cream sandwich, I think we’ll have discovered a portal to the matrix or something.